Part, you broke my heart. Or, you're breaking my heart.

We need to just stop talking to each other when the 'Stros and Cards are playing, if you can't act like a man about it! :p

Clemens has a 0.20 road ERA, so hopefully that'll count for something today. I'm not going to discuss his ERA against St. Louis, because that's not quite as impressive.

If I trust anyone for the job, it's Rocket. I sure hope they can at least pull off one win, but if they don't...go easy on me.