I changed the channel and am catching the beginning of The Surreal life with Jose Canseco and a bunch of other has beens. They all look like they're scared to death of him. He seems like a real ass already.

They have a 3 legged dog named Lucky. I don't think the dog was THAT lucky.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.