Dear, Mr. Steinbrenner,

Don't be an asshole. The Yankees fanbase will riot in the streets and have your head if you fire Joe Torre.

Of course you always need scapegoats whenever the Yankees are not exactly playing up to expectations, but you always blame everyone but yourself.

Torre won you 4 World Series titles, and now its rumored that you want to fire Joe Torre for the team's less-than-expected success.

Really George, piss off dude.

Sincerely,

RRA

P.S. - Whoever does your hair and makeup needs to be traded away to the Kansas City Royals. :p