Why would you want to go to New York, of all places, to get privacy? :p

I'd take Manny. Granted, he can be lazy, but he'd be an awesome DH, no question about it. His fielding is terrible though, so it's clearly not what the Yanks are looking for.

BTW - who called it? Did I not say that the Yanks should pick up Hideo Nomo for an Asian Connection? They picked him up off waivers today, yes! The Nomo Slider delivered in pinstripes! Hideo Nomo stats