Mr. Steinbrenner, please invite me to your office. I'm sure we can figure out a way to get this team to win. First though, we have to get rid of Giambi. I could put him to good use though. Put a sign on him that says "Washed-Up Juicer" and let him sell orange juice in the Yankee Stadium stands. It might be a good venture! Maybe we could get Bonds after he retires (*cough* quits) the Giants?
