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adopted by the red sox #250031
01/09/05 01:00 AM
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scarfacetm Offline OP
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heh, i found this joke layin around and i know the yankees fans round here may like it.
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A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to. So he asks the little boy, "Would you like to live with your mother?"

"No." said the boy.

"Why not?" said the judge.

"Because she beats me."

The judge says "Okay, then you'll go live with your father."

"Oh No," cried the boy, "He beats me too."

Dumbfounded, the judge asks "Okay who do you want to live with?"

"I want to live with the Boston Red Sox."

"Why?" asks the judge.

"They don't beat anybody."


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Re: adopted by the red sox #250032
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That is soooo not funny.

Derek, are we going to have to have a custody hearing of our own?? :p


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Re: adopted by the red sox #250033
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:p i dunno you tell me, god forbid the child becomes a mets fan.


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Re: adopted by the red sox #250034
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Quote:
Originally posted by scarfacetm:
:p i dunno you tell me, god forbid the child becomes a mets fan.
That is one thing that will NEVER happen.


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Re: adopted by the red sox #250035
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note the god forbid. :p


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It wasn't last year's joke, but sadly it may be THIS year's.


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hopefully, cuz i cant stand the sox.


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Re: adopted by the red sox #250038
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Quote:
Originally posted by scarfacetm:
hopefully, cuz i cant stand the sox.
You're just jealous cuz you guys didn't win the Series this year. :p


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Re: adopted by the red sox #250039
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ehhhhh fuck you, wanna be in the dog house again? :p


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Re: adopted by the red sox #250040
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It's fun to stay in the YMCA
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Yeah I heard the same joke but the Cleveland Browns got custody of the kid.


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Re: adopted by the red sox #250041
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heh, yea i found it last night figured us yanks fans would like it but even better that queenie would like it more. :p


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"I'd rather be hated for who i am, than loved for who i am not"
Re: adopted by the red sox #250042
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I saw a T-Shirt the other day about the Red Soxs that said, "There was no curse, we just sucked for 85 years." I thought that was pretty funny.


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