How about a ...wig ??? lol lol lol
(just like Little Steven aka Silvio Dante in the Sopranos)

Oh well, just my two cents, fuggedaboutit !
I've just registered today, I gotta play with my new toy ! tongue


"Come heavy or not at all." Uncle Junior to Tony S.
"Nenti dire ca nenti si capi" come disse quello. (Say nthg when U know nthg.)
"Chi non ci vuole stare, se ne vada." (If U don't like it here, go somewhere else.)