How about a ...wig ??? (just like Little Steven aka Silvio Dante in the Sopranos)
Oh well, just my two cents, fuggedaboutit ! I've just registered today, I gotta play with my new toy !
"Come heavy or not at all." Uncle Junior to Tony S. "Nenti dire ca nenti si capi" come disse quello. (Say nthg when U know nthg.) "Chi non ci vuole stare, se ne vada." (If U don't like it here, go somewhere else.)