LOL, SC!!
And Geoff, since you're the Don, you ought to move up to Tignanello--only buttons drink Bolla. Just tell FFC that since he's a big CA producer now, you'll be glad to take the Tignanello off his hands and save him the embarrassment of having to explain all those furrin' wines in his cellar.

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.