Is that little guy up there supposed to be, um, beating the meat? Spanking the monkey? Doing Goody to the Woody?

'Cause if he is, I'm a moderator of this forum, you know, sworn to root out and edit all gratuitous obscenity, pornographic images, salicious matter, and anything else that may appeal to the purient interests of the members or our guests.

Hooray for censorship!


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