I'm surprised you still remember ...

Can we get back to business here?

From the Department Of Useless Statistics:

Strength Of Schedule

Turi's 3-2 record is the most impressive, as he's only played teams who are 3-2 so far. He hasn't had the chance to fatten up on the bootom three (combined 3-12) yet.

DJ and RB have both played SP (2-3), but haven't had the chance to fatten up on Pat or JG yet.

DB, FC, and BD have all played and beaten Pat and JG already, so the tougher part of their schedule is still to come.

Iceman is the least impressive of the 3-2 teams. He's the only one in the league to have played all of the bottom three so far (and he lost to Pat).

The opponents records of the bottom three are somewhat misleading, in that they cannot play themselves (only with themselves).

However, none of those three have yet to play each other.

You have trouble with girls remembering??

:p

You do business your way, we will do it ours. You are outnumbered.

I am TRYING to get some wagers going, some blood boiling, some talk spewing, some life into these guys.

That is MY business.... :p

Hey take this crap back to the baseball thread.

:rolleyes:

Sheesh....What ingratitude.

I'm trying to point out some interesting stuff instead of getting involved in all this trash talk and sexual innuendo, and this is what I get.

Insulted.

Just for that, I'm going back to "General Discussion", to fight the zealots of the religious right and keep the BB safe for free speech and democracy.

Bye!! I for one won't be seeing you there.

And there is NO innuendo here. I can't help it if I play this game with a buncha horndogs.

So BD - DB has already called you out - do we have a bet or not?

DANG! PL just got double Bitched Slapped

I am sure that his MWA has already sent him a PM saying how much he enjoyed the statistical analysis though. :p

You must be prescient, BD. I got a PM from DB just moments ago.

Without his permission to share, here's what he wrote:

Hey, Plaw, pay no attention to those ungrateful fools who don't realize how hard you work at providing us with meaningful and interesting insight and analysis.

Keep up the good work. I, for one, appreciate it, and I'm sure JG does too.

I think all the trash talk is rather immature myself. I only participate because I am, after all, The Commissioner of Gangster Bulletin Board Fantasy Football, and I wouldn't want to insult the others for whom all this time wasting chit-chat is so important.

And, oh yeah....That Big Daddy is a wuss.

That's interesting because I also got a PM from DB. Since you were allowed to post his I assume he will not mind me posting the one he sent me.

Dear Big Daddy Sir. HA - I just send that old windbag a PM telling him how much I appreciated his stats. Gee what is up with that guy - here we are talking smutty trash talk and he comes around with these stats. No wonder his GF throws his stuff out the window and messes with his baby wipes. She certainly has a heavy cross to bear in this life, huh ?

Anyway just to 'mess with him' I told him that JG appreciates it also - ha have you seen his record 0-5, that guy doesn't even know what the hell PL was talking about. The only stat he wants to know is when is his next starter going to get hurt.

Oh and do me a favor and when I confided in you about my - you know 'problem' that was not to be shared so I appreciate if you keep that to yourself. Thanks for understading.

Have to go and complete many of my commissioner duties now - I am out.

And you use this term 'horndog' as a bad thing. :p

Ok Scruffy - what is it you would like to bet? Last year I think you sent Pork and Crabby underwear.

Um, let me get this straight....

You want me to send you underwear IF I lose?

OR-

you want to send ME underwear if YOU lose....

Do I have it right?

Horndog.

The zealots don't seem to be around today. They must still be in school :rolleyes:

So DB is playing both sides, huh? Well, I guess that's what a real Commissioner has to do. Keep everyone in the league happy.

Not like that crappy commish we had last year......Torturing us with a three-day draft...... Making us wait for his engraved invitation to play this year......Posting on some crappy Yahoo BB instead of this one......

Boy, am I glad we got rid of him.

Not sure if I speak for others, but personally I had more fun over there.... it was wild. Made the trash talking and insults over here look like flicks on the forehead...

I dunno how "where" you post has anything to do with "what"

If it's not trashy enough for you over here, then step it up a notch or two. We can take it.

Nothing to do with "trashy"....just don't need an audience like some people do.

Plus when we were working on our teams and already on the football site, especially on game days, why sign on here when you are already signed on there?

You know what they say - Diff'rent strokes for Diff'rent folks.

Not that I am calling you "diff'rent" or anything... :p

Actually, now that I remember - in Week One, there was a particular member who could NOT take it.

I felt like I was picking on the school cry-baby.

That is no fun.

That is BuFFy with f's, not BuLLy.....

Both

:p

Feel free....After all, I am different.

Yes he is different - he is a Metrosexual afterall.

:p

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Man, with everyone sharing my PMs I'm going to have to stop sending them.

And to answer your question Small Daddy...

"Yes, it is a problem. No, it doesn't happen to everybody. And yes, it is a big deal!"

(Buffy should get this one!)

Anyway, on to real bidness, short and sweet this week...

DB vs. DJ - The only thing DJ will be destroying is his TV if Bush loses.

Prediction: DB in a romp

PL vs. JG - Ooohhh, tough one.

Prediction: PL in a super-romp

RB vs. PP - Pat's team underachieving. RB hurt by the bye week.

Prediction - RB in a squeaker

TU vs. SP - Da Brit vs. Da Wing. Both hurt by the bye week.

Prediction: Too close to call

LD vs. BD - The "Underwear" matchup.

Prediction: Buffy cruelly uses L.J. and TO to defeat BD in a squeaker.

IM vs. FC - They're playing for the chick in FC's picture.

Prediction: IM. But FC's girlfriend will be the homecoming queen. Tie in my book.

"Yes, it is a problem. No, it doesn't happen to everybody. And yes, it is a big deal!"

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

:p


I don't get to beat BD in a "romp"?

Ooooh, that sounded bad.

No - you don't beat Big Daddy in a romp
You don't even get to beat me in a Pomp

Not in a train
Not on a plane

Oh now you will not beat Big Daddy in a Romp

You will not beat me with bad calls
You will not beat me up against a wall

You will not beat me in a box
You will not beat me if I had Chicken Pox

You will not beat me if I am sick and 'hurl'
You will not beat me if you were dressed like a schoolgirl



Well Ok maybe dressed like a schoolgirl you would.

Wow, lots of talk of me beating Bad Daddy.....against a wall, in a train, on a plane, something about romping in a box.....are we still playing football here???

Hey Buddy, save your odes for when you lose to me. Loser writes an ode (like in the ode days....haha, I crack myself up!) to the winner. Changes title for a determined length of time.

Can we cyber-shake on this?

Of course it might be more interesting to have the loser dress up like a school girl!!!! :p

I'm talking about YOU, BD!

Ha ha ha - yes you sure are funny



Anyway - fine we can cyber shake

And if I have to dress up like a school girl - do you have the outfit to provide, or has Pork not returned it to you yet. :p

Ha - all this abuse and Pork is not even here to defend himself.

Oh, I'm here all right -- making my list, and checking it twice.

I can't possibly trash-talk until Pork stops getting beaten. Oh, wait... that doesn't sound good. Or does it?

So we get at least an 11 day reprieve?

Pork - The OTHER white meat.

Glad you could join us.

I think we have heard from just about all the old-timers today.

Sidebar: Wonder if Don- What's-his-name still thinks we're great????

Well, at least three days. :p

(Wait, that counts as trash-talk doesn't it? Oops.)