Don't let him bother you RB. PL is just a mean, grumpy old man - most that know him refer to him as They call him an old windbag and he lives for this fantasy stuff . He puts it above his friends and family and he constantly 'berades' people that get in his way so you shouldn't take it personnally.

However your quote ....

I think went a bit over the line. You probably don't know but PL is in very frail health and is having some serious health issues - none of which are to be made fun of. He was planning to goto the Chicago trip but because of what he is going through was unable to attend - but did send a bottle of champagne to make up a bit for his absense. Side note, I heard most people preferred the champagne over his actual companionship. So it is one thing to make fun of a team but something else to make fun of someone's health.

The question that everyone wants to know now PL though is do you still turn it off now, 70+ years later when you 'masturbade' ? I would be concerned only because I would think it would be off more than it would be on.

How do you mean "funny"?

You mean "funny like a clown"?

I amuse you?

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Doucheman? Pork?

Remember - what is SAID in Chicago, STAYS in Chicago!!!

Sorry Buffy, wrong city. Thats Vegas, they spill the beans in CHICAGO.

Priest Holmes said this morning "I feel great... All you fantasy people, I hope you picked me. It's gonna be a big day."

What a relief!

Go Jamal go!

Sunday Night - Final


FC 66
JG 49

FC's Playaz Football Club remains undefeated as the 4Skins drop to 0-3. "Fock San Fran for stumbling over their own girly-men feet all night! Playaz' Seattle Dee totally focked me with their 21 pts!" Coach JG also bitched and moaned constantly as the time ticked by and 2 of his players couldn't manage any carries. "WTF?!!" echoed throughout the stadium. "And here I thought I'd have a chance with Vick earning -1," he grumbled.

DB 56 (1)
TU 60 (F)

Douchebag tries to hold on to his lead going into Sunday night, but must sweat it out since da Brit has twice as many players left as he does. "OMG! If da Brit beats me, I'll be down in the basement with Pork! Gosh! Turi has the least accumulated points, so I hope I can hold on. After all, I am Plaw's MWA! I'll have a better idea after tonight's games," Douche said, "hopefully I won't need a magical performance out of my tight end tomorrow night!"

P.S. Turi remarkably gains 31 pts on an incredible Pitts Dee! DB regrets not playing Tiki! It's all up to DB's tight end Monday night! [The chicks and the 49'ers giggle]

PL 72 (F)
RB 57 (2)

Black Car Drivers and coach Plaw will have to wait over 24 hours to celebrate (or cry). Are K. Johnson and E. George good for over 15 pts Monday Night? RB only hopes so. If Plaw holds on, both teams will be 2-1 after this week. Stay tuned...

PP 62 (2)
BD 105 (F)

Shagadelic! The Shag-Wells are the first team to break the century mark, earning 105 pts -- 11 pts more than the previous record of 94 pts held by RB's Giants. Can Pat's Packers pack a 43+ point punch on Monday night with only Gardner and Portis? "I doubt it, nigga," Pat sighs, "though I'm fucking impressed by my nigga Favre's 31 pts but that mutherfucker Griffin and fucking St Louis Dee gave me fucking minus fucking points!" BIG Daddy's wall of offense was fueled by WR Walker's 3 TD's (25), RB Alexander (21) and QB Green's 3 TD passes (20). "Wuss THIS!" he says.

DJ 22 (3)
IM 67 (F)

"WTF am I doing with a San Fran QB!" DJ wailed, "Dorsey is a biotch, and San Fran are a bunch of wusses!" JG agrees.

P.S. The Iceman gains 5 pts Sunday night! Can DJ overcome the 45 pt deficit?

LD 45 (1)
SP 69 (F)

Man-o-Manning! Spike's Chicken Wings ride high on Manning's 37 pts! "There's no way I wanted to be beaten by a 'chick', so hopefully I can hold on!" Spike said, "but damn Green Bay for allowing 45 pts!! Wait, come to think of it, those 45 points were given up to Manning! I guess it's okay to get a -6 from my Dee and 37 from my QB! Hey, that rhymed!" Buffy, found crying after her 49'ers were shut out and after JG called them girly-men, had no comment.

P.S. Buffy needs 24 pts from Teste-verde and regrets benching Lelie's 9 pts!

Monday night's game should be pretty interesting to most of you!

All things considered, I am pretty dissapointed about how my first 7 players performed. I hope the cowboys offense can pull something out of their ass. If so, then I think I might be able to win.

The only thing you can really be disappointed about, I think, is that Harrison only had 65 yards and one TD on a day when Manning had a monster game. You couldn't really expect much more from anyone else, could you?

It's your own fault for leaving yourself so thin at RB that you had to play Dayne.

Some gas, maybe?



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There's no crying in football.

It won't matter anyway. 'Skins "D" comes up big tonight.

I got two words - Boo YAH

After losing to a 'Brit' last week it was time to rally the boyz up - and who better to take two weeks of frustrations out on than the resident Thug. :p

Now that the train is rolling my next victim is a guy that calls himself Pork ?? Or is it 4 Skins? Next week you will be calling yourself 0- 4 Skins.

Bring it on LampChop :p

Manning should get a record for most fantasy points scored by a single player in one game. I'm luckey though because if it wasnt for him, and Roy Williams my entire team would be shit.

I can't believe Brad Johnson decided to grow some balls this week. Naturally, after I dumped him, thinking Chris Simms was gonna beat him for the job, he decides to have a good fantasy week.

If anybody thought I was planning on winning this week...my stars are on bye, and Edge still had a hammy-hangover, plus Manning decided to just throw the ball for some unknown reason ( )...

Maybe my Dallas D, Lav Coles, et al can pull something out of their ass so I don't fall too far behind in overall points.

Breaking News! Douche Wins! Douche Wins!

Da Brit's 64 pts wasn't enough to fend off Douche's tight end who scored a TD against Washington in the 3rd Quarter!

FINAL RESULTS (unofficial):

JG 49
FC 65

DB 63
TU 59

PL 72
RB 64

PP 87
BD 105

DJ 38
IM 72

LD 56
SP 68

PL's Black Car Drivers vs. RB's Giants
An Underdog Story

Tonight was the first time I was actually moved to tears by a fantasy football game. Here go the details......

I don't have much experience at this head-to-head football stuff. I can hold my own against players who don't know what they're doing, but as last year's 2-12 record will attest, I'm lost against guys who have been playing for several years in a few different leagues. This week, I had a match against RB's Giants. The juggernaut of the league, and the team that all of the ladies and gentlemen feared. Going into the game, the little old Black Car Drivers were the underdog big time.

No one in the Gangster BB League was expecting my little team to defaet the heavily favored Ragging Bull team. But that didn't stop me from tweaking my roster and picking my team, even though I knew that I was probably in way over my head.

But somehow, going into the Sunday night games, I was ahead 72-48. Trouble is, all of my players were done, and RB still had Marvin Harrison, Eddie George, and Keyshawn Johnson yet to play.

But despite Peyton Manning's big night, Harrison is held to only nine points, and I'm beginning to think I may actually have a chance against the Ragging Bull Juggernaut. A 15 point lead heading into Monday night starts to look good.

But Eddie George scores a first quarter touchdown, and suddenly I'm worried. The lead is down to 9, and if Keyshawn can catch a few passes and maybe score, or if Dallas gets down around the goal line and George gets the ball again, I'm screwed.

But Keyshawn is practically shut out, George is hardly used, and the Black Car Drivers pull off the huge upset.

I cannot describe the euphoria I experienced this Monday night. It felt like pride, excitement, shock, and triumph all mixed into one. Never will I ever witness any fantasy game that was as extraordinary as this one. I will never forget it.

:rolleyes: Your a hell of a character Plaw. I cant believe the fucking cowboys couldnt come through. Oh well. Good match.

Eddie George may get you a few TD's this season, but I can't see him doing much in the yardage department. Any kind of decent night from Keyshawn, though, and I would have been in big trouble.

I don't see Ron Dayne doing too much, either.

You need some help at RB, RB. I have a few spares, if you're interested......

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Week 3 Official Results

EDIT: OPTIMAL SCORES ADDED

DB 63 (72)
TU 59 (61)

PL 72 (72)
RB 64 (66)

PP 87 (94)
BD 105 (105)

JG 49 (52)
FC 65 (75)

DJ 38 (43)
IM 72 (75)

LD 56 (70)
SP 68 (74)

Week 3 Official Standings

That was a close match Turi. Good one.

(Turns... Sets sights on Pat, who has been inexplicably missing.)

Someone send out a search party. Where you at, brotha-man??!!

Booo, I want a recount.

Ah well, fair play to the lad, he finally got a win, enjoy it while it lasts Douche (there wont be many more). :p

Au contraire, my Guiness-loving friend...

I fully expect to win over the GBB Resident Thug this weekend. Although I don't expect much trash talk, with him missing and all.

You are matched up against Plaw - a man so focused that nothing, NOTHING, will take him out of his game (save the occasional car trouble). Not women, not work - NOTHING.

Oh...so that's what happens to your team when 1/2 the players are on bye week...

I can't say anything about my chances for week 4, all I want is to accumulate some mad points to stay in the chase, and get back in the top 5.

Just to remind everyone... The Top 4 make it into the playoffs which are played in Weeks 15 and 16.

I can't believe I won despite only getting 5 pts from Vick and Holmes combined. I got lucky with the Seahawks shutout.

Practice sucked today. It poured the entire time. Some kids loved it (linemen :rolleyes: ) but I'd rather practice in the sun. We were all covered in mud, not to mention soaking wet. The worst part was getting undressed afterwards.

Here's a picture of me from last week's game. I'm #23 in the gold. I'm on kick-off in this pic, getting blocked. I'm one of the gunners, the fast guys on the end who run right to the ball.

Freddie

I plan on being there.

Where has 0-4Skins been hiding lately ? It is not fun to talk trash when someone hides. Come out come out wherever you are Lambchop. I will gain revenge on last year's SuperBowl lose that you handed to me.

And for those in the Pickem Game - take the Eagles this week. A new QB in Chicago - Jonathon Quinn ??? Hmmm - fresh meat.

Hey DB - you are Da Bears man, what is the talk over there about the game this weekend ? I am sure the lose of Da Rexster is sending shockwaves through the city. :rolleyes:

Hey we should make a bet on this weekend's game - oh wait, Nevermind.

Week 4 Matchup Analysis...

DB vs. PP - I have written some lyrics, slightly paraphrased, for our resident thug in honor of our matchup this week.

You better lose yourself in the music ("Are You Ready for Some Football" by Hank Williams, Jr.), the moment (Sunday, noon)
You own it (free from Yahoo, anyway), you better never let it go (like your stuff toy at night)
You only get one shot (fuh rizzle), do not miss your chance to blow (ummmmm)
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (hellz yea)... :p

Pat has a pretty scary team. Had it not been for the stars alligning for BDD last week, he would have beaten everyone of us.

My prediction: Pat in a squeaker.

PL vs. TU - Turi comes off a tough loss to DB last week - losing to Jason friggen Witten on Monday Night Football, or as they say in England, Monday Night American Football. Plaw, slightly distracted by his fantasy baseball endeavors, is hoping that he doesn't suffer a let-down after beating the RB juggernaut last week. Turi is looking forward to Jamal Lewis running wild on a weak KC run defense. Plaw, thinking it's 1999, has Kurt Warner at the healm. Hey, he is distracted! :p

My prediction: Slightly favoring Turi, seeing that most of his players are playing at home.

RB vs. SP - It's the battle of the 2and1ers. RB, still smarting from his loss to plaw, vows to go monk on SP. SP thinks RB's taking crazy pills. Facing a team with Peyton Manning at QB hurts RB. McNabb, however, is facing an injury-riddled defense from Chicago.

My prediction: Really close. Too close to call.

JG vs. BD - BDD absolutely ripped up the competition last week by scoring over 100 points. When asked about his competition this week, BDD answered, "Well, he's 0-3. He's barely scored 100 points in 3 weeks, much less one. I would say that I got a pretty good shot. I WILL NOT LOSE THIS WEEK." JG, in response, banned BDD from the Gangster BB.

My prediction: BDD

DJ vs. FC - FC comes in as the last remaining undefeated team. (Looking at FC's team, shaking head "He does have a good team.") DJ, a bit distracted by the elections/debates, is trying to trade away the liberals on his team. Hmmmm "Tom Brady was at the State of the Union - Brady for President. What exactly is Edge's stance on stem cell research???"

My prediction: FC in a landslide

LD vs. IM - Buffy, reeling after 2 losses in a row, will possibly have Billy Volek starting this week. Let me write that again... Billy Volek. Ummmm. I don't know what to say about that. :p IM counters with Jeff Garcia, who has playmates fighting over him.

Notch one up for Jeff Garcia.

Other than the QB position though, Buffy has a decided advantage.

My prediction: Buffy in a squeaker.

We have Jonathan Quinn as our starting quarterback - former MVP of NFL Europe. Backing him up is Craig Krenzel (formerly of Ohio State) and Chad Hutchinson.

We will not score another passing TD this year.

Hey - regarding the need for stars being alligned - Beat This ... :p

And you are actually picking someone to beat you? What are you - some kind of homo ? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

This is fantasy football - you can't talk about losing before the game is played - what are you a Rookie? Not that there's anything wrong with that either.

And I will end on one note that I think we can all agree on.

GO TURI !!!!!!!!

It's called objectivity in journalism, BDD! :p