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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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09/25/04 10:08 AM
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Big Daddy Don
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Originally posted by raggingbull2003: Plaw- nobody else felt the need to berade me before the game, but its okay, because this is just going to make my victory all the more sweet. Don't let him bother you RB. PL is just a mean, grumpy old man - most that know him refer to him as They call him an old windbag and he lives for this fantasy stuff . He puts it above his friends and family and he constantly 'berades' people that get in his way so you shouldn't take it personnally. However your quote .... Originally posted by raggingbull2003: Yea you should speak up because its hard to hear you with that respirator in your mouth. I think went a bit over the line. You probably don't know but PL is in very frail health and is having some serious health issues - none of which are to be made fun of. He was planning to goto the Chicago trip but because of what he is going through was unable to attend - but did send a bottle of champagne to make up a bit for his absense. Side note, I heard most people preferred the champagne over his actual companionship. So it is one thing to make fun of a team but something else to make fun of someone's health. Originally posted by plawrence: Good. Now you're getting the idea.....
I love my resperader.
I've had it since grate school.
Thing is, when I was a Kid, I used to turn it off to masturbade. The question that everyone wants to know now PL though is do you still turn it off now, 70+ years later when you 'masturbade' ? I would be concerned only because I would think it would be off more than it would be on.
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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09/25/04 10:25 AM
09/25/04 10:25 AM
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plawrence
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Originally posted by raggingbull2003: Your a funny one Plaw. How do you mean "funny"? You mean "funny like a clown"? I amuse you? -------------------- Re-defeat G.W. Bush in '04
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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09/25/04 11:48 AM
09/25/04 11:48 AM
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La Dolce Vita
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Originally posted by Big Daddy Don: He was planning to goto the Chicago trip but because of what he is going through was unable to attend - but did send a bottle of champagne to make up a bit for his absense.
Side note, I heard most people preferred the champagne over his actual companionship. Doucheman? Pork? Remember - what is SAID in Chicago, STAYS in Chicago!!!
I have a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve - I have a history of taking off my shirt.....
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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09/26/04 04:03 PM
09/26/04 04:03 PM
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J Geoff
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Sunday Night - Final FC 66 JG 49 FC's Playaz Football Club remains undefeated as the 4Skins drop to 0-3. "Fock San Fran for stumbling over their own girly-men feet all night! Playaz' Seattle Dee totally focked me with their 21 pts!" Coach JG also bitched and moaned constantly as the time ticked by and 2 of his players couldn't manage any carries. "WTF?!!" echoed throughout the stadium. "And here I thought I'd have a chance with Vick earning -1," he grumbled. DB 56 (1) TU 60 (F) Douchebag tries to hold on to his lead going into Sunday night, but must sweat it out since da Brit has twice as many players left as he does. "OMG! If da Brit beats me, I'll be down in the basement with Pork! Gosh! Turi has the least accumulated points, so I hope I can hold on. After all, I am Plaw's MWA! I'll have a better idea after tonight's games," Douche said, "hopefully I won't need a magical performance out of my tight end tomorrow night!" P.S. Turi remarkably gains 31 pts on an incredible Pitts Dee! DB regrets not playing Tiki! It's all up to DB's tight end Monday night! [The chicks and the 49'ers giggle]PL 72 (F) RB 57 (2) Black Car Drivers and coach Plaw will have to wait over 24 hours to celebrate (or cry). Are K. Johnson and E. George good for over 15 pts Monday Night? RB only hopes so. If Plaw holds on, both teams will be 2-1 after this week. Stay tuned... PP 62 (2) BD 105 (F) Shagadelic! The Shag-Wells are the first team to break the century mark, earning 105 pts -- 11 pts more than the previous record of 94 pts held by RB's Giants. Can Pat's Packers pack a 43+ point punch on Monday night with only Gardner and Portis? "I doubt it, nigga," Pat sighs, "though I'm fucking impressed by my nigga Favre's 31 pts but that mutherfucker Griffin and fucking St Louis Dee gave me fucking minus fucking points!" BIG Daddy's wall of offense was fueled by WR Walker's 3 TD's (25), RB Alexander (21) and QB Green's 3 TD passes (20). "Wuss THIS!" he says. DJ 22 (3) IM 67 (F) "WTF am I doing with a San Fran QB!" DJ wailed, "Dorsey is a biotch, and San Fran are a bunch of wusses!" JG agrees. P.S. The Iceman gains 5 pts Sunday night! Can DJ overcome the 45 pt deficit?LD 45 (1) SP 69 (F) Man-o-Manning! Spike's Chicken Wings ride high on Manning's 37 pts! "There's no way I wanted to be beaten by a 'chick', so hopefully I can hold on!" Spike said, "but damn Green Bay for allowing 45 pts!! Wait, come to think of it, those 45 points were given up to Manning! I guess it's okay to get a -6 from my Dee and 37 from my QB! Hey, that rhymed!" Buffy, found crying after her 49'ers were shut out and after JG called them girly-men, had no comment. P.S. Buffy needs 24 pts from Teste-verde and regrets benching Lelie's 9 pts!
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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09/27/04 12:03 AM
09/27/04 12:03 AM
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J Geoff
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Monday night's game should be pretty interesting to most of you!
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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09/27/04 08:36 AM
09/27/04 08:36 AM
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plawrence
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Originally posted by raggingbull2003: All things considered, I am pretty dissapointed about how my first 7 players performed. The only thing you can really be disappointed about, I think, is that Harrison only had 65 yards and one TD on a day when Manning had a monster game. You couldn't really expect much more from anyone else, could you? It's your own fault for leaving yourself so thin at RB that you had to play Dayne. I hope the cowboys offense can pull something out of their ass. Some gas, maybe? -------------------- Re-defeat G.W. Bush in '04
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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09/27/04 08:42 AM
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plawrence
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Originally posted by J Geoff: Black Car Drivers and coach Plaw will have to wait over 24 hours to celebrate (or cry).
There's no crying in football. It won't matter anyway. 'Skins "D" comes up big tonight.
"Difficult....not impossible"
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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09/27/04 12:25 PM
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Big Daddy Don
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Originally posted by J Geoff: PP 62 (2) BD 105 (F)
Shagadelic! The Shag-Wells are the first team to break the century mark, earning 105 pts -- 11 pts more than the previous record of 94 pts held by RB's Giants. Can Pat's Packers pack a 43+ point punch on Monday night with only Gardner and Portis? "I doubt it, nigga," Pat sighs, "though I'm fucking impressed by my nigga Favre's 31 pts but that mutherfucker Griffin and fucking St Louis Dee gave me fucking minus fucking points!" BIG Daddy's wall of offense was fueled by WR Walker's 3 TD's (25), RB Alexander (21) and QB Green's 3 TD passes (20). "Wuss THIS!" he says.
I got two words - Boo YAH After losing to a 'Brit' last week it was time to rally the boyz up - and who better to take two weeks of frustrations out on than the resident Thug. :p Now that the train is rolling my next victim is a guy that calls himself Pork ?? Or is it 4 Skins? Next week you will be calling yourself 0- 4 Skins. Bring it on LampChop :p
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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09/27/04 05:51 PM
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I can't believe Brad Johnson decided to grow some balls this week. Naturally, after I dumped him, thinking Chris Simms was gonna beat him for the job, he decides to have a good fantasy week. If anybody thought I was planning on winning this week...my stars are on bye, and Edge still had a hammy-hangover, plus Manning decided to just throw the ball for some unknown reason ( )... Maybe my Dallas D, Lav Coles, et al can pull something out of their ass so I don't fall too far behind in overall points.
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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09/27/04 11:25 PM
09/27/04 11:25 PM
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J Geoff
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Breaking News! Douche Wins! Douche Wins!
Da Brit's 64 pts wasn't enough to fend off Douche's tight end who scored a TD against Washington in the 3rd Quarter!
FINAL RESULTS (unofficial):
JG 49 FC 65
DB 63 TU 59
PL 72 RB 64
PP 87 BD 105
DJ 38 IM 72
LD 56 SP 68
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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09/28/04 07:28 AM
09/28/04 07:28 AM
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plawrence
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Originally posted by raggingbull2003: Tonight was the first time I was actually moved to tears by a sporting event. Here go the details...
I come from the very very small town of Wallkill, New York. We have a nice little school district. Very small student body. We have a pretty good little football team that can hold their own against most small town teams. Tonight we had a non divisional match against the city of Kingston. For those of you who have never heard of the city of Kingston, its a fairly large city with a huge school district. Their football team is 13th in the state. Going into the game, little old Wallkill was the underdog big time.....
No one in the community was really expecting our little team to defeat the heavily favored Kingston team. But that didnt stop us from driving an hour to the stadium....we knew that we were probably way in over our heads......
........Blah blah blah blah blah blah......
I can not describe the euphoria that I experienced this Friday night. It felt like pride, excitement, shock, and triumph all mixed into one. Without even thinking about it, myself and the rest of the visiting crowd stormed the field and rushed out to praise our team. Never will I ever witness any game that was as extrodinary as this one. I will never forget it. PL's Black Car Drivers vs. RB's Giants An Underdog Story Tonight was the first time I was actually moved to tears by a fantasy football game. Here go the details...... I don't have much experience at this head-to-head football stuff. I can hold my own against players who don't know what they're doing, but as last year's 2-12 record will attest, I'm lost against guys who have been playing for several years in a few different leagues. This week, I had a match against RB's Giants. The juggernaut of the league, and the team that all of the ladies and gentlemen feared. Going into the game, the little old Black Car Drivers were the underdog big time. No one in the Gangster BB League was expecting my little team to defaet the heavily favored Ragging Bull team. But that didn't stop me from tweaking my roster and picking my team, even though I knew that I was probably in way over my head. But somehow, going into the Sunday night games, I was ahead 72-48. Trouble is, all of my players were done, and RB still had Marvin Harrison, Eddie George, and Keyshawn Johnson yet to play. But despite Peyton Manning's big night, Harrison is held to only nine points, and I'm beginning to think I may actually have a chance against the Ragging Bull Juggernaut. A 15 point lead heading into Monday night starts to look good. But Eddie George scores a first quarter touchdown, and suddenly I'm worried. The lead is down to 9, and if Keyshawn can catch a few passes and maybe score, or if Dallas gets down around the goal line and George gets the ball again, I'm screwed. But Keyshawn is practically shut out, George is hardly used, and the Black Car Drivers pull off the huge upset. I cannot describe the euphoria I experienced this Monday night. It felt like pride, excitement, shock, and triumph all mixed into one. Never will I ever witness any fantasy game that was as extraordinary as this one. I will never forget it.
"Difficult....not impossible"
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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09/28/04 08:36 AM
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plawrence
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Eddie George may get you a few TD's this season, but I can't see him doing much in the yardage department. Any kind of decent night from Keyshawn, though, and I would have been in big trouble.
I don't see Ron Dayne doing too much, either.
You need some help at RB, RB. I have a few spares, if you're interested......
-------------------- Re-defeat G.W. Bush in '04
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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09/28/04 10:06 AM
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Week 3 Official Results EDIT: OPTIMAL SCORES ADDED DB 63 (72) TU 59 (61) PL 72 (72) RB 64 (66) PP 87 (94) BD 105 (105) JG 49 (52) FC 65 (75) DJ 38 (43) IM 72 (75) LD 56 (70) SP 68 (74) Week 3 Official Standings
1 FC 3-0-0 220
2 RB 2-1-0 229
3 PL 2-1-0 204
4 SP 2-1-0 190
5 IM 2-1-0 172
6 DJ 2-1-0 166
7 BD 1-2-0 189
8 LD 1-2-0 182
9 PP 1-2-0 174
10 DB 1-2-0 165
11 TU 1-2-0 142
12 JG 0-3-0 133
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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09/28/04 07:16 PM
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I can't believe I won despite only getting 5 pts from Vick and Holmes combined. I got lucky with the Seahawks shutout. Practice sucked today. It poured the entire time. Some kids loved it (linemen :rolleyes: ) but I'd rather practice in the sun. We were all covered in mud, not to mention soaking wet. The worst part was getting undressed afterwards. Here's a picture of me from last week's game. I'm #23 in the gold. I'm on kick-off in this pic, getting blocked. I'm one of the gunners, the fast guys on the end who run right to the ball. Freddie
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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10/01/04 10:46 AM
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Big Daddy Don
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Originally posted by Don Sicilia: Just to remind everyone... The Top 4 make it into the playoffs which are played in Weeks 15 and 16. I plan on being there. Where has 0-4Skins been hiding lately ? It is not fun to talk trash when someone hides. Come out come out wherever you are Lambchop. I will gain revenge on last year's SuperBowl lose that you handed to me. And for those in the Pickem Game - take the Eagles this week. A new QB in Chicago - Jonathon Quinn ??? Hmmm - fresh meat. Hey DB - you are Da Bears man, what is the talk over there about the game this weekend ? I am sure the lose of Da Rexster is sending shockwaves through the city. :rolleyes: Hey we should make a bet on this weekend's game - oh wait, Nevermind.
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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10/01/04 10:52 AM
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Don Sicilia
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Week 4 Matchup Analysis...
DB vs. PP - I have written some lyrics, slightly paraphrased, for our resident thug in honor of our matchup this week.
You better lose yourself in the music ("Are You Ready for Some Football" by Hank Williams, Jr.), the moment (Sunday, noon) You own it (free from Yahoo, anyway), you better never let it go (like your stuff toy at night) You only get one shot (fuh rizzle), do not miss your chance to blow (ummmmm) This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (hellz yea)... :p
Pat has a pretty scary team. Had it not been for the stars alligning for BDD last week, he would have beaten everyone of us.
My prediction: Pat in a squeaker.
PL vs. TU - Turi comes off a tough loss to DB last week - losing to Jason friggen Witten on Monday Night Football, or as they say in England, Monday Night American Football. Plaw, slightly distracted by his fantasy baseball endeavors, is hoping that he doesn't suffer a let-down after beating the RB juggernaut last week. Turi is looking forward to Jamal Lewis running wild on a weak KC run defense. Plaw, thinking it's 1999, has Kurt Warner at the healm. Hey, he is distracted! :p
My prediction: Slightly favoring Turi, seeing that most of his players are playing at home.
RB vs. SP - It's the battle of the 2and1ers. RB, still smarting from his loss to plaw, vows to go monk on SP. SP thinks RB's taking crazy pills. Facing a team with Peyton Manning at QB hurts RB. McNabb, however, is facing an injury-riddled defense from Chicago.
My prediction: Really close. Too close to call.
JG vs. BD - BDD absolutely ripped up the competition last week by scoring over 100 points. When asked about his competition this week, BDD answered, "Well, he's 0-3. He's barely scored 100 points in 3 weeks, much less one. I would say that I got a pretty good shot. I WILL NOT LOSE THIS WEEK." JG, in response, banned BDD from the Gangster BB.
My prediction: BDD
DJ vs. FC - FC comes in as the last remaining undefeated team. (Looking at FC's team, shaking head "He does have a good team.") DJ, a bit distracted by the elections/debates, is trying to trade away the liberals on his team. Hmmmm "Tom Brady was at the State of the Union - Brady for President. What exactly is Edge's stance on stem cell research???"
My prediction: FC in a landslide
LD vs. IM - Buffy, reeling after 2 losses in a row, will possibly have Billy Volek starting this week. Let me write that again... Billy Volek. Ummmm. I don't know what to say about that. :p IM counters with Jeff Garcia, who has playmates fighting over him.
Notch one up for Jeff Garcia.
Other than the QB position though, Buffy has a decided advantage.
My prediction: Buffy in a squeaker.
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Re: Yahoo Fantasy Football League 2004-2005
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10/01/04 11:00 AM
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Big Daddy Don
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Originally posted by Don Sicilia: Week 4 Matchup Analysis...
Pat has a pretty scary team. Had it not been for the stars alligning for BDD last week, he would have beaten everyone of us.
My prediction: Pat in a squeaker.
Hey - regarding the need for stars being alligned - Beat This ... :p And you are actually picking someone to beat you? What are you - some kind of homo ? Not that there's anything wrong with that. This is fantasy football - you can't talk about losing before the game is played - what are you a Rookie? Not that there's anything wrong with that either. And I will end on one note that I think we can all agree on. GO TURI !!!!!!!!
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