I am a 9 year old baseball fan who plays in a fantasy league and hopes to someday manage a real baseball team.
Anyway, congratulations on sweeping the Rockies today, but I have a couple of questions about strategy.
I told all my friends - Geoffy (Porky), Ronnie (Douchey), Buffy, Hermie (Crabby), Mary, SCie, Mikey, Neri - that Jason Phillips would play both games of the doubleheader. I figured one game at catcher, and one at first base.
I know he's been in a slump, but so has Todd Zeile and you let him play both games. Also, why let Vance Wilson catch both games? Now you have to rest him Friday anyway, right? So if he's only going to play two games out of three, why make it two games on the same day?
Same thing with Zeile. San Fran has a lefty going tomorrow, but I don't think you're going to play Zeile again, are you? Not after his brilliant 0-10, anyway.
I have to go now. My daddy wants to use the computer to look at porn, and it's way past my bedtime.
