Ok, I have a stupid, serious question. Yeah, it's both. Trust me. Our favorite viagra man also has a local commercial here for a security company. The idea is you stick this sign on your lawn and burglars stay away. Ralphie baby gives a statement. "If these signs prevent stealing, I'll plant one at first base". How the hell do you steal first base? What a stupid choice of words. Wouldn't it do better to be planted at "second base" so no one steals that?

Now I feel better. That makes 3 of us so far.