Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey man, it looks like you have a fishing pole in your pants"

So the guy says "________________________"

"All the better to "tackle" you with, love"

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"Why, yes. I am pretty "fly" for a white guy..."

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"That ain't no pole. However I will show you my rod if you show me yours...."

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Ok, here's one:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who put all his fish in a bucket...


oh wait. nevermind.


I have a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve -
I have a history of taking off my shirt.....