More Things I Think I Think (ala Peter King)

1 - Interesting stats, there plaw. My offense isn't as crappy as I thought. It's still crappy though. Lawton can stick it in his ear.
2 - Like I said last week, FS has a knack for picking PS's. Way to go dude. Now if you could get your offense in order...
3 - Bad Daddy, a hacker? And I thought he just waited home all day for his Victoria Secret catalogue... :p
4 - I'm not all that surprised that we suck statistically as a group picking PSs. It's hard to pick a good one. In any case, it's all about calculated risks. Who picks San Diego when there's a better than 50/50 shot that they will not only lose, but lose big? We do. (How's that for a jinx?!)
5 - Paris Hilton tapes on sale now!
6 - Jennifer Hudson got hosed last week. Chicago-area had a friggin' tornado so the phone lines were down. Conspiracy... I think so!
7 - D-Train got d-railed last night. Jerk. Actually, it wasn't his fault. He only gave up 2 earned runs.
8 - No one has the Big Unit tonight. Discuss...
9 - ESPN is screwing us with the player values. Pretty soon, we'll all have Ronnie Belliard and Brian friggin' Schneider playing regularly.
10 - For once, I'd like to play for fun! :p