I'd rather looooook good than feel good.

It's the thought that counts.

and appropriately enough:

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?? :p

Speaking of winning....how can I win when my catcher and my 2nd baseman aren't playing? Shoddy research, I know...but I can barely find my way to the site on the weekends.

In that case, one more quote:
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one