True friend??? I thought that was a TV show. :p

Well, let me tell you a little bit about my religion - Catholicism... You see, every 25th of December, we celebrate the grand daddy of all birthdays and we just give gifts on that day. Lots of gifts, mind you, but only on that day. That's protocol.

However, I broke protocol, just for you plaw. I knew about your custom... I just chose to give it for 15 consecutive days before your birthday! Call it religion-artistic interpretation!