2 registered members (Ciment, m2w),
861
guests, and 5
spiders. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
Forums21
Topics42,467
Posts1,061,475
Members10,349
|
Most Online992 Jun 1st, 2024
|
|
|
Stupid Super Bowl Proposition Bets
#235062
01/26/04 10:14 AM
01/26/04 10:14 AM
|
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 15,058 The Slippery Slope
plawrence
OP
RIP StatMan
|
OP
RIP StatMan
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 15,058
The Slippery Slope
|
The Off-Shore sports book I use has posted the following "proposition" bets for the Super Bowl. (A proposition bet is a wager on whether something will or will not happen, i.e., there will be a 100 yard rusher, the Pats will score first, etc.)
The numbers after each proposition are how much you would win per $100 wagered if the event takes place.
Michael Jackson will join his sister on stage on the half time show +500 Realians will display their cloned babies at half time +15000 Aliens will be spoted at the food court buying nachos +15000 The retractable roof will get stuck +2000 There will be a hail storm that will cause a leak in the dome roof +2000 Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky will rent a suite together +15000 Saddam Hussein will be displayed at half time +15000 There will be a blackout during the game +2000 A player will kick a 60+ yard FG +4000 There will be a 98+ yard TD +2000 Beyonce Knowles will strip at ht +15000 Jennifer Lopez and Matt Damon will be spotted sitting together +2000 Ben Affleck and Britney Spears will be spotted sitting together +2000 Janet Jackson and Beyonce Knowles will french at the ht show +5000 Janet Jackson will fall in the middle of her ht performance +2000 One of the cheerleaders will flash the public +5000 Kid Rock will be so drunk he will fall onstage during his presentation +5000 P Diddy and Kid Rock will have a punch fight on stage +5000 Bin Laden will perform a rap act during the ht break +15000 Joe Namath will jump into the field naked during ht +15000 A playboy model will run naked on the field +5000 Ashton Kutcher will attempt to "Punk" Tom Brady at ht +15000 The game will be cancelled due to rain +15000 Howard Dean will attempt to deliver a political speech at ht +15000 A streaker will run through the field during the game +1500 It will be snowing in Houston on the day of the SB +10000
And, yes. They will actually accept wagers on these things happening. :rolleyes:
"Difficult....not impossible"
|
|
|
Re: Stupid Super Bowl Proposition Bets
#235064
01/26/04 10:23 AM
01/26/04 10:23 AM
|
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 15,058 The Slippery Slope
plawrence
OP
RIP StatMan
|
OP
RIP StatMan
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 15,058
The Slippery Slope
|
Originally posted by plawrence: A streaker will run through the field during the game +1500 Ya' know, I'm thinkin'.... Bet $1000 on the streaker. Go to the game, and you be the streaker. Collect $15,000. Hmmmmm....
"Difficult....not impossible"
|
|
|
Re: Stupid Super Bowl Proposition Bets
#235066
01/26/04 11:07 AM
01/26/04 11:07 AM
|
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 7,361
Don Sicilia
|
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 7,361
|
Originally posted by plawrence: [quote]Originally posted by plawrence: [b] A streaker will run through the field during the game +1500 Ya' know, I'm thinkin'.... Bet $1000 on the streaker. Go to the game, and you be the streaker. Collect $15,000. Hmmmmm.... [/b][/quote]Sure, plaw... The jail fine is $500 tops!
|
|
|
Re: Stupid Super Bowl Proposition Bets
#235067
01/26/04 03:27 PM
01/26/04 03:27 PM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 1,406
Big Daddy Don
Sugar Daddy
|
Sugar Daddy
Underboss
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 1,406
|
Originally posted by plawrence: A streaker will run through the field during the game +1500 Although I won't be at the game, I usually streak during halftime :rolleyes: Can you make any money off of that ?? Hey DS - where have you been hiding ?? What do you think about Da Bears new head coach?
|
|
|
Re: Stupid Super Bowl Proposition Bets
#235069
01/26/04 03:32 PM
01/26/04 03:32 PM
|
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 15,058 The Slippery Slope
plawrence
OP
RIP StatMan
|
OP
RIP StatMan
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 15,058
The Slippery Slope
|
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don: Hey DS - where have you been hiding ?? DS has been "hiding" in the Fantasy Basketball thread , which is where you should be, too. Go here to join the game http://games.espn.go.com/vgm/frontpage
"Difficult....not impossible"
|
|
|
Re: Stupid Super Bowl Proposition Bets
#235070
01/26/04 03:33 PM
01/26/04 03:33 PM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 1,406
Big Daddy Don
Sugar Daddy
|
Sugar Daddy
Underboss
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 1,406
|
I know his name, he is the Rams defensive coordinator, but I was afraid to ask .... What do you think about your new coach, Lovie ? People would think I was calling you Lovie - can't have none of that. Not that there's anything wrong with that ...
|
|
|
Re: Stupid Super Bowl Proposition Bets
#235079
02/03/04 03:55 PM
02/03/04 03:55 PM
|
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 15,058 The Slippery Slope
plawrence
OP
RIP StatMan
|
OP
RIP StatMan
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 15,058
The Slippery Slope
|
Well, if you go back and read the first post, there were a couple that were close...
"Beyonce Knowles will strip at ht +15000"
"Janet Jackson will fall in the middle of her ht performance +2000" (Her top fell) :rolleyes:
"Difficult....not impossible"
|
|
|
|