Aw Doucheman!! Do I need to give you tips on stalking and approaching sports people? Remember, I am so good at it that Karros moved from the West Coast to Chicago...
You took Dontelle alot in fantasy. Didn't he screw you up more times than not?
Yeah I think a kick in the shin and then an ooops, my foot slipped kinda thing.
Maybe someday they will send him down here to Albuquerque for AAA injury rehab or something and I will be happy to kick him for you.
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I have a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve - I have a history of taking off my shirt.....