Doucheman, Doucheman, what the hell happened? And don't blame me cause I turned it off in the 6th and you guys were winning 2-0. Although I wasn't making nice with anyone in the bedroom like J-Jo was. If anyone you should scream at the moron who caught the foul ball. What, did that Maier kid move to Chicago? And what ruckus? I didn't watch any news this morning.

All I know is the Cubbies better win or that idiot in the stands better watch out for people trying to kill him. And when I say people, I mean DB and his posse.