Well, I just returned from a brief visit to the football site, and read some of the recent messages.

DB, you were right! Bethie is the leader of the "Bash Plaw Crowd"

P athetic
L oser (who's)
AW OL

Indeed. My hearty thanks to BD and LD for leaping to my defense. And DB, thanks for the heads-up. Bethie has now replaced FS in first place on my enemies list, and will be dealt with accordingly. And after all I've done for her.

It took me four weeks to learn the fundamentals, but watch out now. especially you, Bethie...