Ok, Doucheman, to show you I'm a good sport, here's a good luck poem:

Chicago is in all it's glory
Unlike before, they need not worry.
Baseball fever has hit the land
Sammy Sosa is their man.

Call it kharma, call it luck
Atlanta just thinks they suck.
Nobody could have predicted this game.
But for Cubbies fans, it's a shame.
It seems you think you can go all the way
The truth is, you scrubs can't play
Endless whining must go away.
Move over Prior, and watch your back
Even Marcus Giles is back on track.