Recently seen on Buffy's screen saver...

"Buffy, I love you. Now if I have to hear about missing a doubleheader one more time..."

"Buffy, I love you. I especially like the new nickname you have for me, , you little devil!"

"Buffy, you are my one and always. For you, I wrote this haiku:

Buffy, I love you.
Tonight, I'm your fantasy.
No Sportscenter, please!"

:p