Where are you coming up with this stuff Doucheman? And, of course, I'd be in 2nd. Does anyone have any doubts about that? :p

My list:

5. Pee Law dropping his honey from Philly and breaking his heart, earning him the nickname Prick Tease.
4. FS mastering the fundamentals but still not sure how to find out about Double Headers.
3. Buffy taking a pic on top of Bad Daddy's shoulders from way in NM. Still can't figure out how that happened.
2. Everyone threatening to kill that "waving guy".
1. Bethie finding the secret password and crashing this joint while shaking her pom poms, even though noone wanted her to.