Here's the first verse of my Fantasy Baseball tribute song. Please feel free to submit your own verses.

To the tune of "Willie, Mickey, & The Duke"

When JG said "Let's try it"
"This game will be a riot"
"It's really great and all you gotta do"
"Is pick some guys to play"
"You can change them every day"
"And if you win you'll get a poster, too"

Fantasy Baseball, SC and Fathersson
Fantasy Baseball, LD and H. Ha-gun
Big Daddy, Olive Oil, and JJ, too
Beth E and U.U. once were in the crew
But especially PL,
JG and The Douche.