In an attempt to jinx our league leader, I will herewith provide the amazing Douche Bigelow pitching statistics since August 29th:

18-5, 1.90 ERA

Aug 29th thru Sept 3rd: 6-1, 0.93 ERA
Sept 4th thru Sept 12th: 7-3, 3.16 ERA
Sept 13th thru Sept 18th: 5-1, 0.82 ERA