Yes, Doucheman is a poet, for Shizzle. Our board without him would fizzle.
Did he ask me to write him a poem? Oh yes, but nothing do I owe him. Under distress I might call him a bastid. Cute as he is, that could be a hazard. How could I, he never called me a biatch Even though sometimes people feel like throwing Me in a ditch And now my ode to our fearless leader must cease Note this, loving note is from the "sexy beast".
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
