Let me introduce myself. I am a TAXPAYER! That means that I pay your salary.
Now since that is clear I would like to complain about a letter I sent to San Francisco that was never delivered.
It was to a good friend of mine Mr. Jason Schmitt. I needed a very big favor from him and because of the complete incompetence of your entire organization, he never received it.
I had the opportunity to move into second place in my fantasy baseball league - instead I remain in third. There are only about 10 or 11 games left and I have no room to dilly-dally with incompetent people like those employed by your organization.
I would hope that this matter receives your immediate attention based upon it's critical nature. I plan to be sending a message similar to the one I sent to Mr. Schmidt daily over the next two weeks and I do not expect another incident such as this.