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Mr. Jason Schmidt San Francisco Giants Pacific Bell Park 24 Willie Mays Plaza San Francisco CA 94107
September 17, 2003
Dear Mr. Schmidt:
It’s me again!
I know I just wrote you but I didn’t want to take the chance that you did not receive my original message.
I just wanted to ensure that you know how important it is that I have you pitch a good game for me today.
There is not a lot of time left and I have some serious ground to make up and I am at a loss as to what is going on. In case you have not heard, I usually do quite well in these games. I am assuming you have heard of some of my many accomplishments - I am so quick to tell anyone and everyone of that. But in case you haven’t I was the 1st half champion and that is something nobody can take away from me and also in case you haven’t heard I do very well in office football Pick’em pool. Matter of fact I almost always win.
However, I seem to be in a rut and thus the reason I need your help. I am pretty much in dead last in the Pickem pool I am in. I lost in the very first week in a Survivor Pool, I am in third place in baseball in the second half, losing to a guy named Douche and another one that calls himself ‘Pork’ – what is up with those guys? In fantasy football, I am 0-2 and even lost to a ‘chick’.
As I mentioned I just don’t understand what has been happening lately and that is why, once again I come to you looking for assistance. Hell, I even grew my mustache back thinking it would bring me luck, but to no avail. The ladies do 'dig' it though.
Anyway don’t want to be a nag but I really really really really really really really really need you to do well tonight. If so I will buy a wear a Giants hat all weekend – deal ?
Your ever faithful desperate, grasping at straws fan
