I remember you. You were the one who sent me a box of chocolates and 3 dozen long-stem roses. I would love to help you out (I like chocolate).
I was going to fly out to Detroit and smack Roy in the kneecaps while he slept, but then I realized that someone named Pork picked him for today. Since the Curse of Pork is so strong, I don't have to bother.
Besides, I am awesome. The Padres suck. There is NO way I can pitch poorly versus Bynum. My team owns him. My only suprise is that no one chose to go with Wood today. Well, he sucks, too. I am the best. You will NOT be disappointed in my performance this evening, and your money has been well-spent!
Yours truly,
Jason
xoxoxo
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol
Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?--Peter Griffin
lol
