wow Bad Daddy, thanks for the case of the warm fuzzies.

I think.

Bad Daddy is being as hidden and subliminal as a pink, polka dotted elephant. I'm thinking tomorrow holds some significance for him. What do you think?

Yep.

I'm thinking I am calling in sick to this board tomorrow....

Any chance you can pull out your vodoo doll and give Pedro stomach flu, or have Hurrican Isabel hit? Maybe all his offensive players will get hit by pitches or sprain their ankles. There seems to an epidemic of that lately.

Sick?? I died here three weeks ago!

I hate this f*ckin' game!!!

I think the women are reading too much into Bad Daddy's little tribute. Women... can't even try to make them feel better without them getting all suspicious, right Bad Daddy... :rolleyes:

He hasn't even mentioned that Buffy is supposed to kiss his feet now! :p

Ahh..Doucheman, Mr. "Let me pay up a bet and write a poem make a crude remark to intended recipient at the same time". Tomorrow's not here yet. He shouldn't get his pedicure just yet.

Au contraire my mini-Shakespeare...

Big Daddy has to be ahead of me for a whole day. So yes, I am putting the voodoo on Pedro as we speak.

What was I THINKING when I took AZ? Well, I KNOW what I was thinking - at the time.

Like plaw, I DO have a strategy.

Like plaw, sometimes it does not work....

You gotta admit... nobody would have caught on had I not pointed it out. Then everyone would have subliminally thought that the Niners stink. Buffy doesn't stink though.

Alright, Bad Daddy has to hold off on his pedicure. You tell him though, he hates missing that appointment.

First - I am a bit 'hurt' by those of you that doubt my sincerity in taking the high road on this. I see I have tainted my stellar reputation with maybe a wee bit of trash talk in the past. Oh you know with one shoe off - it is a bit drafty here. :p

And someone mentioned PL earlier. What is up with him? Falls to third place and disappears ?? Maybe he is just brushing up on the fundamentals. What happened to the good old days when if he had a solid bowel movement he was happy for the entire day?

I guess he ran out of his Ex-Lax.

He's one of them there metrosexuals too??? Who'da thunk it.

But I guess in the grand scheme of things, I SHOULD be grateful.

First of all, The Ex-Lax wasn't for me, it was for FS.

Second of all, Monty Python is an English comedy troupe, hilarious IMO. John Cleese, Eric Idle, and a bunch of other guys whose names I forget.

Now, can we get back to business here?

Friggin' Mets and their suck-ass bullpen!!

I do have a strategy in picking them four days in a row. I'm trying to be conservative enough to hold on to my overall season lead (which, after all, is the only thing that really counts), while being daring and different enough in my picks to have a chance to overtake the two guys ahead of me in the second half.

The strategy wouldn't have been half bad if
a) my over-priced offense did something, and
b) the friggin' Mets bullpen didn't suck so bad. Take away everything that they did in the last inning of their last three games, and give me three wins instead of losses, and I probably have another 40-45 points or so.

And if the Queen had balls, she'd be the King.
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19 days to go.

2-0 Mets, top of the second.

The game has two Redmans (Fla pitcher and Mets centerfielder), and a Redmond (Fla catcher).

4-2 Marlins top of the 5th.... :p

Luckily for you, the last two runs were unearned.

Edit: Huh... 3 unearned runs... wow. Still gotta WIN it, though

I believe that is all part of his strategy.

Since when does "daring and different" mean picking a suck-ass team?

Yup. Mutts would be better off with Danny Almonte .

Is PL lucky or what... I think he's the only one in this game that can get away with having 7 runs scored against his pitching staff and having only 3 of them be earned.

Wednesday

DB 2753 Wanks ()
JG 2698 Pedro ()
PL 2633 Mutts (7) 8+
BD 2576 Pedro ()
LD 2547 D-Backs ()
FS 2370 Pedro ()
SC 2294 Pedro ()
JJ. 2149 Braves ()
OA 2126 Toronto ()

Looks like Pedro was the pick today. 1-hitter through 3 innings... Yep, he sure is looking good so far.

Yo Doucheman, throw out another out there...your first one was a bit weak.

I HATE this fucking game. All I can say is if you had ME on the Pedro bandwagon, he would be opening the gate to home plate AND rolling out the red carpet for the Orioles!

Oh yeah, I forgot...

Wednesday

DB 2753 Wanks (24) 45 2798
JG 2698 Pedro (38) 76 2774
PL 2633 Mutts (07) 30 2663
BD 2576 Pedro (38) 63 2639
LD 2547 D-Backs (17) 46 2593
FS 2370 Pedro (38) 66 2436
SC 2294 Pedro (38) 64 2358
JJ. 2149 Braves (31) 52 2201
OA 2126 Toronto (10) 42 2168

Yep, 1 hitter through 7 innings. No jinx here. I'd hate to break up this pitching gem. Pedro can't be stopped. He can't even be contained.

Good thing I wasn't trying to jinx you guys... that would have screwed things up pretty bad. :rolleyes:

Hey Buffy, I guess it was one per hit.

Thanks, Douche! Very kind of you...

Cry me a river!

Please put away the Exlax as there is enough shit sailing around here!

Mutts? Isn't there a law in New York that you have to pick up after your Dogs?

Maybe it's just me but I sense some hostilites and high tension today.

DB, might be time for you to write another sissy poem or something. :p

If this keeps up, I don't think I'm playing next year.

Oh - one shoe off the other is untied.

Hmm, I've never rooted for the TIGERS before, especially against my Yankees... but first time for everything... :p

DAM, this is getting down right nasty!
Can't we all just get along?