"My Cousin Vinnie" by Mary Corleone (ok, it wouldn't be a short story, but I had to mention it!)
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
(ok, it wouldn't be a short story, but I had to mention it!)