FS - just got in not long ago and saw that they have no stats. If you want goto USAToday.com, and their Sports and their Scores - they are usually really good with stats. And of course MLB.com also.

Ok I am gone for the night everyone enjoy their nights - I need an Oakland win.

But being fair let's hear it for the Dodgers

House Arrest?

Going to bed not knowing how we did... eww. Bastids at ESPN. Ahh well, at least DB made his pick, so PL - hit that thang if you haven't peed yet. Should be my turn when I wake up in 8 hrs... (no doubt with my next choices taken)

Saturday

JG 55 2084 Mont
DB 52 2040 W Sox
PL 44 2032 Bost
LD 50 1992 Mont
BD 41 1981 Bost
FS 58 1909 Mont
SC 23 1906 Bost
OA 25 1871 Bost
JJ. 19 1735 W Sox

First of all, I will be playing next year, even if it's with, I mean by myself. I expect that most of you will be afraid to be embarrassed by going against me, but to those who are not I will prove that my first half win, expected overall win, and possible second half win were no accident.

Regarding my much discussed (mostly by you) lack of a sex life...

Is this not a case of the proverbial pot calling the kettle black? Of one who lives in the proverbial glass house throwing a stone?

I have more than enough time for sex. Jeez, I can always find the five minutes I need.

Yes, but I watch alot of porn. And men piss me off too much to worry about sex. I may forget what I'm there for and casterate him.

5 minutes, heh? I can hear Vicky now, "Wow, I could of had a V8". :p

I would love to stay here and trade barbs with you all day but I got a freaking boring wedding to go to with a hangover. Word to the wise, don't down a bottle of wine when you haven't eaten dinner.

"It sure doesn't taste like tomato juice...
Of course not, it tastes like V-8"

It sure doesn't taste like v-8, either.

(Hoping you have the time to trade one more barb)

Sure you built up all thse hand muscles from typing all the time.

Just for the offical time keeping records, does that include clean up time as well?

Sorry Pl, I just couldn't let that one pass by! I know you wouldn't have if things were reversed.

I thought I was going to see everyone else with Pedro and I would be all alone with Mont. and then two whitesoxs to boot.

Question- is it possible to preselect your PS for a couple of days in advance and if so how can you pull it up to be done?

Can't do it, Sally... you'll need to find a trustworthy person to redo your roster when you're away.

As for Pedro, I'm too leary to go against (and with) those pesky and unpredictable Yanks...

Saturday

JG 2084 Mont (11) 29+
DB 2040 WSox ()
PL 2032 Bost (-12) 3+
LD 1992 Mont (11) 39+
BD 1981 Bost (-12) 6+
FS 1909 Mont (11) 46+
SC 1906 Bost (-12) 1+
OA 1871 Bost (-12) 7+
JJ. 1735 WSox ()

Dammit! Manny isn't starting today?! Po' baby with a little tummy ache?

And Doucheman, you still copying my roster?? We share 5 guys!! (Too bad Manny isn't one of them )

Let's Go Yan-kees!

P.S. Buff - Your turn in the draft

Sweet - Pedro's given up 5 runs already in the 4th - hopefully more

P.P.S. Buff - It's STILL your turn in the draft...

Still better then what is happening with Pedro.

One thing JJ doesn't want to hear is Rainout! Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket!

ERRRRRRRRRRRR I hate this f*ckin' game!!

Anybody wanna see a pic of my new dartboard??

old three fingers and a thumb!

I'd like to tell everyone about this really wondeful bottle of wine I had with dinner last night. It was a Red Zinfindel. The Zinfindel grape, as you oenophiles may know, is a varietal exclusive to California, where the climate and growing conditions produce wines with unusually high alchoholic content.

While typical red wine has an achoholic content of about 12.5%, this particular Zinfindel weighed in at a whopping 14.7%.

Since my beautiful GF doesn't drink at all, I consumed the entire bottle myself. We left the restaurant at about 10:30, and I don't even remember the ride home, the walk from the garage, or even getting undressed and into bed. Certainly no adult activities last night. Ha Ha.

Good thing I picked my baseball team before we went out. I was too drunk to even check the scores when I got home. I even slept through my pee break, which usually comes between 1;00 and 2:00.

Well, I just wanted to tell everyone what a nice bottle of wine I had, and what a lovely evening it was. I guess I'll check the baseball scores now, and then go back to sleep.

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F**k F**K F**K F**K F**K F**K

Well, there's hope.

Checked the weather forecast. 90% and 100% chance of thunderstorms today and tonight, respectively.

Great - so I guess your GF was stuck cleaning and changing the sheets because of it - huh

:p

No, when I drink too much I simply pass out. The pee break came at the time of my last post here. Better late than never.

I'm here now to post last nites scores, standings and, pitchers. Gimme a minute.

What are you doing up so early?

Sunday

JG 33 2117 W Sox (33) 61+ [7]
DB 68 2108 W Sox (33) 63+ [1]
PL 11 2043 W Sox (33) 71+ [0]
LD 40 2032 W Sox (33) 63+ [7]
BD 15 1996 SF () [0]
FS 46 1955 W Sox (33) 61+ [0]
SC 19 1925 W Sox (33) 59+ [0]
OA 15 1886 Balt () [0]
JJ. 53 1788 W Sox (33) 58+ [3]

[KC/Ana double-header offense]

Hey, BD,

You still don't know why I'm pissed, do you?

It's not the rousing total of 11 I got yesterday.
Check yesterday's MLB Scoreboard.

Awwww, did someone miss the double-header today?

I nominate this as the best post of the season!

Yeah, well I nominate that one.

100% now. All day and night.
You'll be sweating right up to game time.

Nope... Heavy Thunderstorms... 90% chance

And yeah, of COURSE I'll (we'll) be sweatin' it... as you're doing your KC rain dance!

(dammit)

Severe Weather Alert from the National Weather Service

...FLOOD WATCH... CORRECTED NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE KANSAS CITY/PLEASANT HILL MO 555 AM CDT SUN AUG 31 2003
... FLOOD WATCH HAS BEEN EXPANDED TO INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING...

IN MISSOURI:

BUCHANAN... CALDWELL... CARROLL... .CHARITON... CLAY... CLINTON... COOPER... HENRY... HOWARD... JOHNSON... LAFAYETTE... LINN... LIVINGSTON... M ACON... PETTIS... PLATTE... RANDOLPH... RAY AND SALINE.

IN KANSAS:

ATCHISON... DONIPHAN AND LEAVENWORTH.

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN IN PLEASANT HILL HAS EXTENDED THE FLOOD WATCH... NOW EFFECTIVE UNTIL 900 PM CDT SUNDAY EVENING... FOR THE FOLLOWING...

IN MISSOURI:

BATES... CASS AND JACKSON.

IN KANSAS:

JOHNSON... LINN... MIAMI AND WYANDOTTE.

LIGHT TO MODERATE RAIN WILL CONTINUE TO FALL ACROSS EXTREME EASTERN KANSAS... WEST CENTRAL... CENTRAL AND NORTHERN MISSOURI THROUGH THE LATE MORNING. WIDESPREAD RAINFALL AMOUNTS OF 1 TO 2 INCHES HAVE FALLEN DURING THE PAST 24 HOURS... WHILE A BAND OF RADAR ESTIMATED ACCUMULATIONS UP TO 6 INCHES WAS INDICATED ALONG AND 20 MILES TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH OF A LINE FROM TONGANOXIE... TO DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY... TO WAVERLY. REDEVELOPMENT OF A COMPLEX OF MODERATE TO HEAVY RAIN IS EXPECTED DURING THE AFTERNOON... WITH AREAS OF ISOLATED THUNDERSTORMS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING TORRENTIAL DOWNPOURS. ADDITIONAL RAINFALL AMOUNTS OF 1 TO 3 INCHES ARE EXPECTED... WITH LOCAL STORM TOTALS OF 4 TO 6 INCHES. THIS ADDITIONAL RAINFALL ON TOP OF SATURATED GROUND POSES THE POTENTIAL FOR WIDESPREAD FLOODING.

A FLOOD WATCH MEANS THAT CONDITIONS ARE FAVORABLE FOR HEAVY RAIN ACROSS THE WATCH AREA... WHICH MAY LEAD TO FLOODING ALONG AREA RIVERS. IF YOU ARE IN THE WATCH AREA... CHECK YOUR PREPAREDNESS REQUIREMENTS... ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE INTERESTS ALONG AREA RIVERS. KEEP INFORMED... AND BE READY FOR ACTION IF FLOODING IS OBSERVED OR IF A FLOOD WARNING IS ISSUED....


Sounds like a beautiful day for baseball. Let's play two.

All in a day's work...