Incest is Best
by Mary Corleone

Choosing the Right Husband
by Kay Adams

How to Aim a Pistol
by Mosca

The Art of Pears
by Carmella Corleone

A Night at the Opera with Michael Corleone
by Michael Corleone

Games to Play with Your Grandson
by Vito Corleone


I know, I know, their kind of stupid, but, hey, I'm bored.

"The toe you stepped on yesterday may be attached to the ass you have to kiss today."
-Former Mayor of Providence, RI, Vincent "Buddy" Cianci