Some wag made the comment that one of the shortest books that could be written would be
"The Wit of Michael Corleone," which got me to thinking of other possible shortest books in history related to the Godfather.

Some of them would be:

1. Happy Childhood Memories by Anthony Corleone.

2. Favorite Party Pranks by Luca Brasi.

3. Ways To Make It Big -- On Your Own by Fredo
Corleone.

4. The Art of Negotiation by Moe Green and Joey Zasa.

5. Secret Beauty Tips by Mary Corleone.

6. The Joys of Marriage by Carlo Rizzi.

Other suggestions are welcome!

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."