Bethie said she was gonna play wi... by herself

Anywho - In about an hour I'll be off to a friend's birthday party doing all the things Bethie just mentioned, and more, so will likely miss all of the action tonight. I won't know how I did until tomorrow, after I wake up and crawl out from under some piece of furniture somewhere....

PS What I expected: "Schilling's start Friday will be closely monitored because of his troublesome left knee, the Arizona Republic reprots." At least I can check my phone for scores, but by 1am I may've forgotten all about it