Bad Daddy:

I notice you have A Rod today. Is that different than having your usual Wood? Whatza matter, feeling left out being one of the only guys without A Rod?

Of course that man wearing the silver now - Pork - has both A Rod AND Viagra. Bet he is feeling cocky!

EDIT: Since I am just now getting around to peeking at other people's stuff, I can't help but comment about Pork - in addition to having A-Rod and Viagra from Texas, he also is starting DICKEY! Must be some Dickey...he has been waiting 3 days to use him!