DB - learn from the Master. Do not let ANYONE influence you in things of a sports nature.

Let others decide where you go to dine out. Let them pick out your clothes, if they have good taste, of course. Let them drive your car every now and then. Say yes to silk scarves and candle wax - JUST ONCE. Tell them you love their mother/boss/effeminate brother/dog/cat - NO not their hot sister . But DO NOT share sports brains!

I plagiarized Pork on page 23 of my book - GO WITH YOUR GUT INSTINCT!! I gave him full photo credit though. Suitable for framing.