Mmmmm...Pork, is that a new cologne you are wearing? Fabulous!

Bad Daddy, new shirt? Great color, really brings out your eyes.

DoucheMan (or shall I call you Mister C... to be politically correct...) good luck on your business project. You are the best guy in the business!

, I mean plaw...have you been working out? Wow, I never noticed how good you look before.



Naw, I can't do this.

I'd rather risk suspension.....

I have a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve -
I have a history of taking off my shirt.....