I understand that the original title was to be "I Am Third *" - however that was used in the Gale Sayers book (most think of as Brian's Song).

Also it appears now that the '3' is more wishful thinking anyway - thanks to the man that calls himself Pork. How about "I've Fallen - and I can't GET UP"

BTW - That was for Pork's book not the Buffster.