Yes, I saw it - Very nice - however, I still picture hearts circling...

May I suggest you take the future in-laws to a place like Applebee's tonight? Noisy enough in there that they probably won't notice you have placed yourself in the seat facing the TV where the game is playing. Sometimes, with the right seat, it will almost be at eye-level and noone will be the wiser.

I do it all the time

Well I only have a few but here is a random thought.

You know that beer commercial - about I Love, i.e. I Love the Twins

You know that part I Love the Girl at the Taco Stand ...

Well I do - yummy.

And it ends with I Love You - well I love all you guys and gals opps gal now. Ok, that is not entirely true - I don't love that Prick Bastard Tease PL - but the rest of you are OK in my book. Granted it's not much of a book and nothing like the upcoming '3*' book that Buffy is putting out but ....

Freakin' Sosa, 0-4...

Oh, sorry, I thought this was the baseball thread... my bad! :p

My first suggestion was "Fitzgeralds" -- my favorite bar.

I'm quickly finding out who's going to be wearing the pants in the household. We're going to The Brown Bottle, the place where I proposed.

Taco Stand? Hmmmm, slummin' is really getting to you,huh?

Speaking of commercials...one of my all time favorites was a while back:

Betty Crocker knows what guys like....Potatoes. Potatoes. Potatoes!

Yep. Him. I was in love for about 2 years. All it took was one look, one word.

That Listerine guy fascinates me too. The one that just keeps swishing and swishing, you know "you can do it! you can kill the germs!".... he winks right at the last. Watch for that. Wow.

I need so little to excite me. A wink. My team winning. Being on top. I'm so easy like that - but at least I ain't a tease like Bad Daddy's ex.

Hey I'm on the damn rebound - can't you cut me some slack.

'Mornin' Sunshine!

Yeah I already noted that the top 5 people had him. Would have been a good wash had he actually done SOMETHING!

It IS the baseball thread. Would you rather I whine and moan some more? However, we are saving Douche Bigalow many $$'s on therapy. He has been displaced and has all these thoughts in his head!

Oh, I don't care... just hard to keep up

And for the record... I have been working all day (well, since I finally awoke)... with a terrible hangover, I might add!

Getting back to business...

In the suprise of the day, Pujols did not hit a homerun in the first inning.

Neither did Bonds.

DB - PL would be so proud of you getting this thread back to business.

OK have I mentioned I hate Barry Bonds?

I ain't to thrilled with Sosa anymore and my tolerance for Pujols is getting low.

But I do like Marcus Giles tonight - double, RBI and run scored already - almost making up for Sosa and his offa'.

Oh boy, look out below, fantasy baseball player falling.

This is going to be a long night.

Power outage in Olympic Stadium. If things keep going the way they are going, maybe it's better that the power stays out!

So you have been drinking more wine than you used to!

I, on the other hand, have been drinking more whine than I used to! So has Buffy!

SC- I am not so sure about those Giants!
Dam Mutts- MUTTS
Now this will change the face of that game.


LDV- Let me asure you that the only time I am need of a shower is when I get finish with a roll in the hay with my lady, then again with this summer heat it could be after cutting the grass.

Anyway I am a VERY clean person, in fact I shower before I go anywhere, sometimes 3 times a day.
When I first get out of bed, before I go out in the evening and most likely before I jump in bed.

I sometimes take a shower just after I have had a shower. Yes that is right, I go to pick up my lady and if she is just jumping in or just starting her shower before we go out, I jump right in and lend her a hand!

OK so we a late alot, but our friends understand, I think.

Wednesday

PL 1263 Phil (14) 36 1299
DB 1262 Mont (16) 34 1296
JG 1213 Oak (1) 29 1242
LD 1226 SF (-19) -1 1225
BD 1208 SF (-19) 13 1221
SC 1203 SF (-19) 11 1214
JJ. 1114 Atl (27) 75 1189
FS 1141 SF (-19) 10 1151
OA 1045 TB (11) 49 1094
HH 0711 Yanks (-22) -1 0710

look out basement, here we come!

(Whine Alert):

Piazza's a biatch.

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(End Whine Alert)

Of course I already knew that the day I met him at a charity thingy when he did AAA rehab once in Albuquerque. Absolutely NO chemistry. Imagine that? Maybe the rumors are true, although I would hate to think that since he too once roomed with my man Karros.

When did he get off D/L anyway? I would have to ask a Mutts fan and unfortunately I only know ONE of THOSE in this whole world.

I'm looking at airfare. I think I need a vacation. Think I will just keep the Giants and Sammy Sosa all week while I am away. Can't be much worse, can it?

Oh, and I despise this game soooo much.......I may not play next year!

I'm so blonde, I saw "Delay" on Sportscenter and immediately thought rain.... then I thought - it doesn't rain in the Dome

Ah. Power outage. Makes so much more sense now.

EDIT: DOUCHE BIGALOW!!! As I write this, Minnesota/Cleveland is tied at 0 in the 11th inning. Minnesota PS has 39 points and counting!!

What the hell kinda power do you have??????? THAT, my friend, was the ULTIMATE jinx!!!!

Muthaf*ckin' Mets.......Its all Buffy's medication's fault!!

(Just shook up the hell outta my roster).

Gee thanks, SC. Way to kick a girl when she is down.

You probably had more offense than I did!

good. The cases of vaseline and a "1st half 1st place" trophy from when Plawrence was down here were really freaking me out.

Looks like I'll finally have a window!

Ok - This game sucks ass. One more night like this and I ain't playing anymore.

You know I couldn't figure out what is going on - why some nights are good for me and other are not and than I realized. There is a new curse in the 2nd half, it is not the Curse of Pork - it is all cause of Buffy. When is the last time she got good points from her PS and we are all stuck with her pick tonight. Oh sure she will blame the medication but I think this all started to fall apart when her partner in crime left the game.

Buffster - why don't you be a sport and let us know who your PS is for tomorrow - c'mon show a little love. And if you don't want to help those above you - especially that Bitch PL :p , whisper it to me.

What the hell was I thinking, taking a PS against Boston??

Bad Daddy:

Because I like you so much, and you put it out there so eloquently, I will whisper softly in your ear the name of my pick for PS tomorrow - for YOU ONLY....




Not the Giants!

No duh

Appears that bitch PL is sleeping - good I hope he sleeps right through his friggin pee break. Actually I hope he pees, I just want him to sleep through it.

Wow, I wrote than when it was only 4-2. Now it's FUCKING 7-2...!! And I bet it's not over yet...!! Sonofabitch!!!

Pork, when your pitching staff is at -19, let me know AND THEN, I will feel sorry for you.

Gimme another inning or two... :rolleyes: :p

Oh, stop your bitching.....You still got about 30 points (compared to a big 11 for me).

-1 here.

So, this is what rock bottom feels like. I'm not staying.