Hoy Cow DoucheMan!! It is clear to me you are needing your own place here pretty soon. The relatives are starting to get to you, no? Or maybe not enough numbers to crunch there at work?

I know the answer to some of your questions but I am just so overwhelmed, I can't remember what you asked without scrolling upwards. Hard to do while eating a sandwich

As for Buffy - no joke - I have never seen an episode of Vampire Slayer. I'm not a big TV watcher now that Melrose Place is off the air

My old email address used to be PokerBuff@ ____, now my new one has the word Ni9erbuff (go Niners! ) in it. Buff = Buffy, get it? I use Buffy on all my sports related sites.

While we are on the subject of names, while Douche Bigalow is a VERY clever play on words from the movie....I can't help but wonder about your motivation. Nice Catholic boy like you. The "D" word is one of those un-necessary evils. I mean a shower and soap and water would suffice... :rolleyes:


I have a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve -
I have a history of taking off my shirt.....