Glad you are having a blast Bad Daddy, but when is the last time you were at the beach? You sound like you don't go very often...

I live in the desert. It is quite a trek to get to the beach but I do at least once/twice a year or more. This is the first place I have ever lived that I didn't live less than a half mile from the beach.

I have a perpetual honey brown tan - us olive people don't burn. But if you need someone to rub you down with sunscreen Bad Daddy, I am sure some "honey" here would do it.....