See...Bad Daddy doesn't know me at all. He knows I'd NEVER spill a drop of wine. I'm too much of a cheapo for that. It could be worse. I could come bac with 30 letter, 10 syllable words that noone cares a crap about just to make you all think I'm superior to you and that you should bow down at my feet and worship the ground I walk on.

Now. Try to decipher that all "holier than thou" Bad Daddy. I give you 12 minutes. The clock starts ticking now......