That was awfully generous of you Bad Daddy....

However, not to sound insensitive or selfish or anything , but I am always wary of hitters with sick family members. See, I don't check the WEATHER, but I DO try to call up and see how the folks are feeling.

I understand about Bond's father and his operation, but I gotta admit this one was kind of 'out there' I thought Beth wrote it :p . Maybe later I'll practice my new impression I have been working on.

Perhaps you would like me to talk s-l-o-w-e-r, or maybe you would just prefer to read my lips????

You HEARD me....you know, these guys play with pregnant wives in labor - I have no problem with that. But when a family member is ill - they could not show up just out of the blue. It is all about ME!

I have worked my roster already for tomorrow and quite ironically Bonds is on it. But then again, my roster is always subject to change...

Bad Daddy? Impersonations? Keep your day job

Impersonations Bad Daddy? Surely you're not gonna try to do moi? Don't try to think like me. You'll get carpal tunnel syndrome typing all the

Ok since you asked here is my new impression - this is a tough one see if anyone can figure it out. I'll give a hint - kind of from the NFL thread.



You know I'll give my left book to be able to catch a bus with a cat on top. Damn, I spilt my wine again.

You are toooooo funny Bad Daddy. Please, do post a paste of copy that this was ever line written.

Maybe Bethie didn't spill her wine after all?

I think she puts her wine in her lunch thermos, right next to the SnackWells.
:p

See...Bad Daddy doesn't know me at all. He knows I'd NEVER spill a drop of wine. I'm too much of a cheapo for that. It could be worse. I could come bac with 30 letter, 10 syllable words that noone cares a crap about just to make you all think I'm superior to you and that you should bow down at my feet and worship the ground I walk on.

Now. Try to decipher that all "holier than thou" Bad Daddy. I give you 12 minutes. The clock starts ticking now......

I think she puts her wine in her lunch thermos, right next to the SnackWells.
:p [/b][/quote]Snackwells..mmmmmmmmmm. So nice of you to remember. Thermos? That's so junior high. I just bring it in covered in a paper bag like the rest of the whinos. Thermos only carries what, 6 sips? Wouldn't waste my time with it.

I thought she split her whine?

Dont worry Bethie, I always understand what you say...and I have even heard you speak for real! You are the most southern sounding Baltimorian I know....

But aren't you a bit tough on Bad Daddy? 12 minutes....yikes!

Do you give ALL your men a 12 minute deadline??

Yup, that's me. The Southern Belle wannabe from Balti-Bore. I've had people swear I was left on the doorstep by runaway Georgian gypsies. I'm inclined to believe them.

12 minutes Buffy? Yeah, and they had time to finish their snack aftwards too.

'k Fredo.... :rolleyes:

Snack? Is this like giving the dog a treat after he performs a trick??

Fredo? I'm smaaat, not stupid like people think. I'm smaaaaaat.

Treat? Yeah, maybe if they ever performed tricks. I have some good tricks. I know how to make men disappear quickly. I've been doing it for years.

Nobody. Ever.

And BTW, some women appreciate men who are in touch with their fem side. We're sensitivie, we display emotion and compassion, we don't go in for that macho man crap. Lotsa good qualities. Just ask my honey from Philly (No, BD, it's not you). Or ask Bethie.

Of course, some women appreciate a man who wears make-up and thigh highs. Not mine, of course. And yes, LD, they do have many other uses. I know whose wrist to look at to see the rope burns to prove it.

Oh no worries, , Bethie told me ALLLLLL about you.

Sensitive is fine. Fem side? Don't know about that. I could talk all day about what I like but my game starts in like a half hour.

What do you mean YOUR Game!

You mean OUR game!

Oakland's looking pretty good so far. They just need to hold out these 3 innings. I better shut up before I jinx it. Watch, I'll probably have no offense today.

Plaw has extra nice qualities, just ask his honey. But wait, he's never met BDD has he? You're a pussycat plaw. Now, noone will ever dread you again. Didn't notice any mascara. But then, the restaraunt was kind of dark.

....and soon thereafter, the Indians score one.

Arent you EVER gonna learn? Never talk during your own game

But since I have a very anemic lead over you, I will

Hah! I just noticed that. Never let anyone outside your ps know what you're thinking again. I get it..Just gloat afterwards. Or try what Geoff does and whine while they're losing and maybe things will pick up. Although, that didn't work for me yesterday.

Ummm, sure.......if you want to press the "down" button to get to your place. :rolleyes:

It seems you began pressing that down button yourself last weekend, huh. And your co-hort in crime also.

I, of course - in the immortal words of Casey Kasem - am reaching for the stars.

Wow, look how good Seattle is doing now - props to all of you who took them. I really wish I had - I hope they continue pitching a shut out. :p

In the words of Aerosmith: living it up when I'm going down....

And Casey sends out a long distance dedication from Buffy in NM to BDD in Fantasyville: If I Fall You're Going Down With Me.

Yep, it's country but dont be afraid. Bethie knows this one.

Ha - to show where my mind is - when I first read the song I thought it read "If I Fall You're Going Down ON Me

For a second I thought how much country music has changed - I might have to start listening to it, but than on a re-read I realized my mistake - so it appears that country music still sucks.

Bethie knows all those songs, yup. Especially, "Why don't you kiss....kiss this. And I don't mean on my rosy red lips". Going down? I kind of like the 30 points my ps gave me. Although I'm now a day behind cause it just makes up for the misery of yesterday.

Wow, makes baseball not seem so important now. To hell with winning!

Kind of reminds me of that old Elton John standard - Dont Let Your Son Go Down on Me.

We are SO gonna get admonished for this.....

PL is gonna blow his stake when he sees we have not stayed on business. But if we are gonna get yelled out one more song - how bout the classic "Momma Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Blow Cowboys"

I think I'm gonna have to report the last few hours worth of posts.

What happened to JS's admonition against thread pollution?

Let's get back to business here. I'm sick of Javy Lopez. He was my original catcher on the very first team I picked back in March. Now, i never take him anymore.

Sonuvabitch.