Perhaps you would like me to talk s-l-o-w-e-r, or maybe you would just prefer to read my lips????

You HEARD me....you know, these guys play with pregnant wives in labor - I have no problem with that. But when a family member is ill - they could not show up just out of the blue. It is all about ME!

I have worked my roster already for tomorrow and quite ironically Bonds is on it. But then again, my roster is always subject to change...

Bad Daddy? Impersonations? Keep your day job