Ok, maybe I should have stuck with Ponson. What are we playing "Negative ps duck, duck, goose" and I'm it? I guess I was due. It's somebody else's turn tomorrow though.

Yes I am sweatin' with Florida only getting me 30 points, I should have picked someone like LA and gotten 5. :rolleyes: Whatcha talking about Willis?

So someone splain to me why Polanco is not playing? What is it with this sissy wussy boy - oh he has sore leg so he won't play today. I with JJ5 I hate the Phillies. But I love Willis

No Nomah?? Pussy. I've always hated Nomah.

And Jose Cruz Jr. doesn't play? Hate that punk to. His ass will be "cruzing" outta my lineup tomorrow.

Eric Hinske goes 0-5. I hate anybody who can't get a hit off the freaking Devil Rays.

Sorry bout those Royals Bethie. When are they going to show up for the big games?

But Bethie, tell your ace to get his head outta his ass when he plays a slumping team. Orioles pitching staff with -1 points? Good, great, grand, wonderful!

I HATE EVERYTHING!!!

I need some Advil

Joe, all you gotta do is ask. I will be the first to tell you, "THE ORIOLES HAVE NO PITCHING". Which is why you will never see me pick them. So I guess our lousy scrub teams even each other out. Although I got ROYALLY screwed on my end. I guess I'll take my licks like a man and move on. Advil, hell. I need a 5th of vodka.

Screwed, Blue and almost tattooed

Man, I am on a slump right now- S-L-U-M-P - slump. My offense can't hit anything. My pitching staff gives up 5 runs a game.

O.K., tomorrow's a new day.

uh, um, er, uh-oh... except for the makeup....

Hmm, didn't I see rouge and eyeliner on you last month?

Randy Who? Oh, Randy Winnnnnnnn!! 17 points so far from this 4.5 million $ guy. Makes me imagine that 17 was for my pitching and 5 was for my left fielder....somehow I feel a bit better that way.

Pork, how long do you think it took to apply all his red makeup????

Oh, and I don't have a standing appointment for a weekly manicure, either. I go when i need one--usually every two weeks.

And, no JG, it wasn't eyeliner. It was the remnants of the black eye I got for spending my nights picking fantasy baseball teams when I should be in bed.

Hey Bethie, long time no see! :p

Hey now, this isn't funny... I'm going near basement territory. Did the new issue of Maxim come in yet, plaw? It has Anna Kournikova on the cover!

Packing sucks...

So does this game...

Serenity NOW!

Packing break!

Thursday

SC 728 Pedro
FS 711 Mariners
JJ 667 Mariners
LD 666 Mariners
BD 641 Pedro
BE 627 A's
DB 614 Pedro
JG 612 Pedro
PL 580 Mariners
OA 570 Pedro
HH 262 Yanks

What are you doing up, DB? Packing? You talk my morning job. Guess you didn't pack the PC yet.

I'm out of the basement. . Of course everyone knew I was only residing there tempoarily. Figured I'd give everyone a little head start.

But now I'm starting to roll. The sights are now set on JG and 8th place

My laptop is probably the last thing I pack up, plaw. Gotta have something to do while the movers take my stuff!

We, or at least I, knew you would get out of the basement sooner or later. After all, you were the first half champion and no one can take that away from you! :p

Now where did I hear that from??? It's almost as if it was from rote memory...

Nobody. Ever.

Good luck with the move, DB.

is right. Buffy, looks like Bad Daddy is about to set his feet soaking ready for ya, and Geofrey babie needs to start puckering up. I make a stand here that I will NEVER pick the Royals again. So I said that about Phillie once too. It figures, on a day when I actually had halfway decent offense. But I find all this maneuvering we're all doing kind of exciting. We all cant' stay in the same positions forever.

Did Porkchop call me a BEAST?????? ..or did I dream that?

Bethie: So, you are the only one putting all your proverbial eggs in a 1-0 pitcher's basket? Sounds like payback to me. You picked him because of the "Royal" spanking he gave KC a few weeks ago?? You're such a girl...all about getting even!

Lotsa afternoon games. DoucheMan, you should be at work today!! But at least you have movers and you are not U-Haulin' it! Good luck with the move and don't forget those, um, items under your mattress....

Hey, It least he didn't call you that other B word. I know it would not be the first time.

Boy, folks around here sure get upstet about getting passed over.

and don't forget those, um, items under your mattress....

Now wouldn't that be funny. I bet you movers have some great stories to tell! I guess ever profession has them and Most Mattresses have seen those things also.


Seems like Bethie is going it alone again! You go Bethie, I just hope they play Guillen tonight!

I feel like the Douche-man. I am moving up on - to the eastside - to a deluxe apartment ....

I said it was time for a change of scenery and now I am wedged in between the 2 (actually 1 1/2)ladies on the board. Although I could get used to it and probably should not complain - I still think I prefer to have both below me - and besides I can't stay here for ever if I am to get my feet kissed. Maybe I'll make a long weekend out of it but sooner or later I'll have to move up. Besides at the rate that Beth is dropping her old nickname will soon be coming back to play.

I understand that PL has been keeping the basement nice and tiddy - even hung a picture of himself with and an accompaning certficiate stating - First Half Fantasy Baseball Champion - And That My Friends Is Something Nobody Can Ever Take Away - And Don't AnyBody FORGET IT!

I understand he has it on the wall next to the bookcase with his little league balls and ribbons from his spelling bee's- and certificate for perfect attendence 6 years in a row!

Baby? No, it would not be the first time he (or others ) have called me that.

Oh, might you be talking about the BAD "b" word? No way. Noone has ever called me that. I am way too nice. Joan Collins I am not. I could however go for a Tom Collins in a few hours...

Or under his picture:

Maybe he's born with it...maybe it's Maybelline

Hey leave PL alone - he called me his honey the other night - I am feeling protective.

Anyway - he is just a man who is secure in his masculinity - why do you 1 1/2 girlz on the board seem to have a problem with that? Ok, so on the weekend he wears pumps and thigh highs - does that really make him a bad person ? He is still the first half champion and nobody can take that away from him. :p

Man...I can feel the love here this morning..Is it me, or did Bad Daddy call me 1/2 a girl? I've been called bitch, but never butch. But something tells me he's talking about Geoff.

No problem here. As long as he doesn't wear MORE makeup than me, have longer hair than me, SMELL better than me (impossible, I know ) or wear more baubles than me. Thigh highs? When those babies come off, there is more than one use for them!

Ok, can we PLEEEAAASE get back to business here?

Too bad Boston is not playing this afternoon, we would probably have a good idea of where everyone was standing by quitting time!

BOY, the B words are sure out there today.
Beast, Baby, Bad, Butch, Boston, Business, Bitch, Born Ect, Ect.

Just as long as we don't start making them in caps or in bold type like that other pain in the ass poster does on those others threads with the G's

By the way that other B word I was thinking about before was BALL-BUSTER!
I was sure that he wasn't going to tell you that you were BETTER then he was.

Well, for me it is after 1PM and it is to for me to grab a BEER and maybe watch some BASEBALL!

OK, getting back to business before Daddy Dearest scolds us - I want to say that for those of you who have Barry Bonds today - expect a big day. I had him the last few days, didn't get much for me but because of that and $$ I dropped him. Everytime I drop someone they bust out the next game.