No Nomah?? Pussy. I've always hated Nomah.

And Jose Cruz Jr. doesn't play? Hate that punk to. His ass will be "cruzing" outta my lineup tomorrow.

Eric Hinske goes 0-5. I hate anybody who can't get a hit off the freaking Devil Rays.

Sorry bout those Royals Bethie. When are they going to show up for the big games?

But Bethie, tell your ace to get his head outta his ass when he plays a slumping team. Orioles pitching staff with -1 points? Good, great, grand, wonderful!

I HATE EVERYTHING!!!