No offense taken, Bad Daddy! I'm tired of your knocking on my door at 3 AM in the morning anyway. :p

Well, no afternoon games today. We won't even find out how the majority of us are doing until late in the evening.

If we applied our scoring to any game/season in the history of recorded baseball, which offensive player do you think had the greatest offensive day ever? Greatest season ever? (My first guess is Bonds for the season, but I'm not sure.)

Also, which staff had the greatest pitching day ever? (My first guess is a game that went long into extra innings, but it could be someone's perfect game or one of Clemens's 20K games.)